Security assessments in plain English

Find out what you're actually exposed to.

Most security advice is either terrifying or incomprehensible. Safe2Scroll does something simpler: a careful look at what's really out there about you or your business, written so you can understand it, with a short list of things worth fixing first.

I never need your passwords. Not once, not at any point. Every assessment works from information that's already publicly available, plus whatever you choose to tell me in conversation.

Two ways in

For individuals

Digital Footprint Review

You know you've been online for twenty years. You don't know what's accumulated — which old accounts are still out there, which breaches caught you, what a stranger could piece together from a search.

I go looking, properly, using the same open-source research methods an attacker would. Then I write up what I found and what to do about it, ordered by what actually matters.

For small business

Small Business Security Assessment

You have somewhere between one and twenty people, no IT department, and a nagging sense that something's probably wrong. You're not wrong — but it's likely fixable, and cheaper than you think.

I examine your public-facing setup, talk through how your business actually runs, and hand you a report that names every gap in language you can act on or forward to a vendor.

What makes this different

I diagnose. You decide.

I don't sell software, take referral fees, or offer to fix what I find. That means I have no reason to inflate a problem — and no reason to stay quiet about one.

Plain language, on purpose

Every finding is written so a non-technical person can understand it, judge how much it matters, and know exactly what the next step is. If I can't explain it clearly, it doesn't go in the report.

A short list, not a dump

An automated scan gives you four hundred items and no priorities. You get the findings that matter, ranked, with the top few called out so you know where to start on a Tuesday afternoon.

Everything is sourced

Each finding traces back to something I verified myself or something you told me — and the report says which. No padding, no guesses dressed up as facts.

No access to your systems

I don't log into your accounts, install anything, or ask you to run scripts. Assessments are built from public information and conversation. There's nothing for you to hand over.

A real person reads it

This isn't a dashboard with a privacy score. A certified incident responder does the research and writes the report, and then sits down with you to walk through it.

How it works

Same four steps either way. Most engagements run about two weeks start to finish.

  1. You get in touch

    Tell me a little about your situation. I'll confirm whether this is a good fit and send an agreement that lays out the scope, the price, and exactly how I handle your information.

  2. You fill out an intake form

    Fifteen minutes, no technical knowledge required. "I don't know" is a perfectly good answer to anything — and it's useful information in its own right.

  3. I do the research

    I work through what's publicly available about you or your business, verify what I can, and note what I can't. For businesses, this includes a conversation about how things actually run day to day.

  4. You get the report, and we talk it through

    A written report with every finding explained and prioritized, followed by a call where we go through it together and agree on the first few things to tackle.

Straightforward pricing

One price, agreed before anything starts. No hourly meter, no scope creep, no quote-on-request.

Digital Footprint Review

For one person

$249 one-time

  • Full open-source research on your footprint
  • Breach and credential exposure check
  • Written report, prioritized
  • 45-minute walkthrough call

Small Business Assessment

1–20 people, no IT team

$995 one-time

  • External and public exposure review
  • Working session on how your business runs
  • Full written report with ranked findings
  • 60-minute walkthrough call

Everyone gets the call

The walkthrough isn't an upsell — it's part of every engagement. A report you don't understand isn't worth anything, and the half hour where someone answers your questions is usually the part people remember.

Not sure which one you need?

Tell me a bit about your situation and I'll tell you honestly — including if the answer is that you don't need to pay me anything.